心理安慰：觉得自己倒霉时看看这个吧!

当自己觉得倒霉时看看这个

The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-saved animals were released into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, a killer whale ate them both.

阿拉斯加瓦尔迪兹发生石油泄漏之后，救援每只海豹的平均费用达到8万美元。在一个特殊仪式上，有两只斥资巨大而拯救回来的海豹，在人们的欢呼和掌声中被放回大自然。一分钟之后，它们双双被一头杀人鲸吞入腹中。

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughter-house in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousands of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

波恩的两名动物权利保护者正在将猪送到屠宰场的残忍行为的时候，2000头猪从破篱笆里惊慌跑出来，踩死了那两名倒霉的保护者。

(这个这个......着实够倒霉......请童鞋们默哀。)

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electrical kettle. Intending to jolt him from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment, he had been happily listen to his walkman.

一位妇女回到家中，发现她的丈夫在厨房里疯狂地摇晃着，他的腰间貌似有根电线连着电暖壶。为了救他于危难之中，她顺手从门后抄起一个木板向他劈去，而她的丈夫的胳膊被劈成两段。其实他一直在听着随身听。

An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with “ return to sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

词组解析：

be released into: 被放回

eg: The squirrel is released into the forest where it belongs to.(松鼠被放回到了森林里，那里才是它的家。)

make an attempt: 尝试

eg: You should make an attempt to resolve this problem, otherwise you would regret.(你应该试着解决一下这个问题，否则你会留有遗憾的。)